ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny:
White People Almost Kissing, a book by Nicholas Sparks
(Source: kayydawn)
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2 months ago
Reblog if you are Muslim Tumblogger because I want to know how many Muslim are here, on Tumblr.
We are so less. Can every Muslim on here reblog this please. Jazaka Allah khair. As Salam o alaikum.
(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl, via i-dont-care-beta-dismyblog)
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2 months ago
| Police: | where do you live? |
| Me: | with my parents |
| Police: | where do your parents live? |
| Me: | with me |
| Police: | where do you all live? |
| Me: | together |
| Police: | where is your house? |
| Me: | next to my neighbors house |
| Police: | where do your neighbors live? |
| Me: | if i tell you, you wont believe me |
| Police: | tell me |
| Me: | next to my house |
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2 months ago
There’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
Like, don’t tell me when i’m done
(Source: theprincedouche)
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2 months ago
